Stories
Adventures of Borin the dwarf warrior
The Day I Almost Impressed a Princess
My name is Borin, and I am, by most measurable standards, unremarkable. But that never stopped me from trying to impress the most beautiful dwarf in all the Rumbling Deeps.
10 min read
The Great Mopping
My punishment was simple: mop the Great Crossing until it shines. What nobody mentioned was the garbage chute, the forbidden chamber, or the portal to another world.
13 min read
The Boar
Stranded on a sunlit hillside after tumbling through an ancient portal, I faced my first surface-world challenge: three hundred pounds of angry pork with tusks the length of my forearm. My only weapon? A mop.
6 min read